<div align="center">How Long </div> This drunk gets on a bus and asks the driver how long the trip between Limerick and Cork. "About two hours", says the conductor "Ok", says the drunk, "then how long is the trip between Cork and Limerick?" The irate driver says to the drunk "It's still about two hours. Why'd you think there'd be a difference" "Well", says the drunk,"It's only a week between Christmas and New Year, but it's a shaggin' long time between New Year and Christmas!"
This story is about Bill Gates,Bill Gates, Micro$0ft and the famous saying of Linux founder: "Software is like Sex, it's better when free" Son of Bill Gates asks his father: - Dad, I’d like to try to have sex, what should I do? - That’s simple, sonny. Just take the biggest car from my garage, dress the best suit you have and take the girl into the most deluxe restaurant in the town. Rent a horse chariot in the evening and take her for a trip around the lake. Buy her the biggest bunch of flowers you can buy. Finally rent a president suite and she’ll be yours. And that’s all. - But Dad! Where are the romantic walks, grazes, reading of poetry in the moonlight, flirting … - My boy… all this was invented by the Linux folks so that they can have sex for free..
